GrahamTheDevMuuwwwaaahhhhhhahaha it's Spooky time. So here is a fun post full of Ghoulish code (that will make you scream!) and some pumpkins I carved with friends, just because I wanted to share them with you and didn't want to write a separate post for them!
I hope you have a spooky fun day and this horrible code doesn't haunt you for too long!
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HTML Horrors
I wish I could say you will only come across these once a year at Halloween, but these horrors lurk all year around!
Not suitable for people under the age of 18, rated R (for Rubbish!)
Apparently there are more than 7 levels of hell
<img src="../../../../../../../../../../../../../../../../../../../../../../../../assets/logo.bmp" />
A devilish divider
<center>-------------------------------------------</center>
A *Class*ic Scare!
<p class="hover:bg-light-blue-200
hover:text-light-blue-800
group
flex
items-center
rounded-md
bg-light-blue-100
text-light-blue-600
text-sm
font-medium
px-4
py-2">
Hi
</p>
Sorry, I had to have my normal dig!
Tonight, we dine in hell (at the table of tears)!
<table id="body">
<tr id="wrapper">
<td id="main">
<table id="row-wrapper">
<tr id="body_row">
<td id="body_left">
<table id="nav">
<tr href="home.html" onclick="nav()">Home</tr>
<tr href="about.html" onclick="nav()">About</tr>
<tr href="contact.html" onclick="nav()">Contact</tr>
</table>
</td>
<td id="body_main"></td>
<td id="body_aside"></td>
</tr>
</table>
</td>
</tr>
</table>
JavaCrypt
Oh you thought the HTML was bad, wait until you see these JavaScript atrocities!
People with a weak heart should turn away now.
There is no GOD
const allowed = {
'1': true,
'2': true,
'3': true,
'4': true,
'5': true,
'6': true,
'7': true,
'8': true,
'9': true,
'0': true,
'a': true,
'b': true,
'c': true,
'e': true,
'f': true,
'h': true,
'i': true,
'j': true,
'k': true,
'l': true,
'm': true,
'n': true,
'p': true,
'q': true,
'r': true,
's': true,
't': true,
'u': true,
'v': true,
'w': true,
'x': true,
'y': true,
'z': true
}
var isValidInput = function(key){
return allowed[key];
}
And the truth, shall set you free!
var helpers = {};
helpers.returnTrue = function() {
return true;
}
Can I help or are you just browsing?
var u = "Browser";
if (this.isIPad) {
u = "iPad"
} else {
if (this.isDDGIgnore) {
u = "Ignore"
} else {
if (/seamonkey/.test(x)) {
u = "SeaMonkey"
} else {
if (/iceape/.test(x)) {
u = "Iceape"
} else {
if (/palemoon/.test(x)) {
u = "PaleMoon"
} else {
if (this.isFirefox) {
u = "Firefox"
} else {
if (this.isAndroid) {
u = "Android"
} else {
if (/xbox/.test(x)) {
u = "xBox"
} else {
if (/midori/.test(x)) {
u = "Midori"
} else {
if (/opr/.test(x)) {
u = "Opera"
} else {
if (/maxthon/.test(x)) {
u = "Maxthon"
} else {
if (this.isYandex) {
u = "Yandex"
} else {
if (/vivaldi/.test(x)) {
u = "Vivaldi"
} else {
if (this.isChrome) {
u = "Chrome"
} else {
if (/fennec/.test(x)) {
u = "Fennec"
} else {
if (/epiphany/.test(x)) {
u = "Epiphany"
} else {
if (/uzbl/.test(x)) {
u = "Uzbl"
} else {
if (this.isEdge) {
u = "Edge"
} else {
if (this.isIE && navigator.platform === "Win64"
&& !k() && Modernizr.touch
&& document.documentElement.clientWidth == screen.width) {
u = "IEMetro"
} else {
if (this.isIE) {
u = "IE"
} else {
if (this.isOpera) {
u = "Opera"
} else {
if (this.isIPhone) {
u = "iPhone"
} else {
if (/arora/.test(x)) {
u = "Arora"
} else {
if (this.isSafari) {
u = "Safari"
} else {
if (this.isKonqueror) {
u = "Konqueror"
} else {
if (this.isBlackberry) {
u = "Blackberry"
} else {
if (/phantomjs/.test(x)) {
u = "PhantomJS"
} else {
if (this.isIDevice) {
u = "iOS"
}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
CSScooby Doo!
If people understood that the "C" in CSS meant "Cascading", we probably wouldn't have to deal with so much crappy CSS.
But I am not here to fix the world today, instead let's just marvel at some pretty horrible CSS ideas!
An Evil Editor!
OK so this one...might actually be useful? It feels so very wrong though!
A live CSS editor...that is pure CSS?
Only on halloween!
Jitter Bug!
Add this to any page and prepare for a world of pain!
*:hover{
zoom:99%;
}
Some pumpkin carvings to cheer you up!
As I have probably just scarred you for life, here are some pumpkins my friends and I carved last night, hopefully they take away some of the pain!
A few of the Pumpkins
One Eyed Willy from Goonies
Rocket from Guardians of the Galaxy
WE...ARE VENOM!
Happy Halloween!
